Hey, peeps! If you're reading this, you're probably as bored as I was when I wrote it. Anyway, I'm new here(Oh my God, you could tell? Wow, ESP. Wow. XD)

I draw like a second grader with astigmatism. And arthritis. I only put my good pictures up, so that's why I don't suck quite as bad as I say.

I write fanfictions(here....[link] )
I like to think I'm pretty good at that, but that's your opinion, eh? Anyway, I overuse the XD smilie, and my friends are usually ten times smarter than me. In common sense, that is.

(joke not really for children, but you'll read it anyway) Do you know how to play red hands? Well, my friend Kenzie does, and we were playing. When she's the slapper, she's REALLY good. When she is the one getting slapped, she sucks. My friend Eric asked, "How good is Kenzie at Red Hands?" I told him, "She's really good on top, but awful on bottom." It didn't go over well....If you have half a perverted mind, and are at least in like, fourth grade, you understand. Yeah...That's the kind of people I have as friends.(joke over)

When I'm not being retarded, I like to draw and write stories. I have a dog and two cats. I also consider my sister's dog mine, because I feed him and water him. Poor Iggy.

I love the Maximum Ride series, hence my name. Fang and Max are my favorite character. Really original, eh? Can't wait for the movie.

Glad to have stopped your boredom for about two minutes. Bai.